telapathetic:

this show never fails me

(Source: monicapotters)

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic)

kikaiz:

fuchsimeon:

thenerdperry:

markiplier:

itskind-of-afunnystory:

mark you doofimage

The answer is quite simple; I did not own a spoon.

Mark.. Please explain why you didn’t own a spoon. Aren’t you like at least semi-rich?

You have a treadmill and several types of recording equipment how can you not have a SPOON. What do you eat cereal with??

Wow, you guys missed out on a real gem, huh?

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The thrilling finale.

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taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

someone give me something funny to reply to this with

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and he hasn’t messaged me back since

I still do this

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moonside-crossing:

Flirting MASTER.

Elizabeth: You......you killed them! I can't believe you did that!
Me as Booker: (stifling laugh) I didn't Dewitt
Song: Snowbelle City
Artist: Game Freak
Album:

andyfluffbutt:

 I really like Snowbelle City. I’m practically drowning in it.